Being back in my old room at home has had my mind wandering lately...about sex! I keep taking myself back to 1999 and my ex from Jersey City. TV's no help either, expirencing cable for the first time in 6 months (When I traded basic cable for a broadband connection) I'm watching HBO Documentries like "Real Sex" and "Hookers at the Point" every thursday...and cinemax softporn after 11pm. AND if that wasn't enough! Time Warner is still carrying infamous "Channel 35" which runs classic episodes of "The Robin Byrd Show" at midnight! I don't get it, living alone for 5 years, I had the sex drive of The Simpson's Troy McClure, now I feel like a horny high-school student popin' Viagra!
I'm going nuts! And I realy don't want to use craigslist again as an end to justify the means!
Sighs...
Fortunately there are bloggers like FIRE5 to help me out...
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3 Comments:
At 8:00 AM,
Firestarter5 said…
You know I'm from Canada when I don't recognize one show you listed, except for the Simpsons (which I don't watch)...
At 2:21 PM,
kimmyk said…
I'm sure though if he was in the US he would certainly know which soft porn shows you were talkin bout. For GOD's sake, lock the door if yer gonna be whackin it though---mom does not need to see that!
I'mma mom and I don't even wanna think about ever walking into my sons bedroom and seeing his back turned to me and his feet dangling over the side of the bed.
I had a roommate once, he useta whack it all the time. Leave the door open-it was GOD pitiful let me tell ya! He had no shame-he just wanted to toss his cookies all day long.
At 12:14 AM,
Les said…
No way am I going with the "hands on" apporach...I've been encouraged to do it all the time, and despite the fact the women believe all guys do it...I'm one of the few exceptions that refuses to do so! And I'm not starting now!
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