Wasting time with Jet

I was browsing around Flickr Pictures (Trying to remember where MY account was!) when I found some people more dedicated to the character of JET BLACK from cowboy bebop than ME!

Check these out!



I give him points on the plastic bionic arm, way cool.



This guy's outfit is a little better but the facial hair is off...



Now here's the best one in my opinion, got the hair and outfit right, just needed a better bionic arm...


These guys are better than me, cuz as much as I like the Jet Black persona...I will never shave my head!

Happy Halloween, ya'll...check yer kids candy! and steal some while you at it!

I'm going to look a my tape of "Garfield in Disguise"...

*Sigh* Two years ago, I was in FAO Schrartz Dressed up as DOC OCK from Spider Man 2 scaring the hell outta little kids, going to village...getting into the spirit of Halloween.

But now, this job is sorta preventing me from doing such things. What I wouldn't give to go on a Halloween Date at "Jekell and Hyde"...or explore the Haunted Jumel Mansion, or just wander around the East Village and take pictures of the freaks walking on the street...

Ah, memories...perhaps you're getting too old to be a kid again, boyo.

Missed out being HURLEY last year...only one good costume comes to mind this year...Jack Black as Nacho Libre! That would have been DOPE! Blue Spandex, a Rey Mysterio Mask and a Superman Cape. I didn't see the movie, thou...

Part of me also wanted to try MARV from "Sin City"...Big, Diesel guy like That should be easy for me...A buzz-cut wig, brown trench, and a whole bunch of Band-Aids to put on my face.

AH, it's just not meant to be, anymore...

I might try to make some fun out it by exploring after work...I'm sure Halloween will still be going on even at 4am in the morning...

C'mon, That Shit Was Weaker Than What We Snorted at Frank's Funeral

Dude #1: It's not like you did anything for me...
Dude #2: I brought the cocaine... I brought cocaine for you at my engagement party!

--Rumsey Field, Central Park

Overheard by: Jet Black

via Overheard in New York, Oct 23, 2006

It's around 2:30pm as I type this...

For the last hour and a half I have been to Outer Space.

My mind left my body and traveled throughout the Astral Plane of Existence.

I saw Stars, Colors that defy Definition and beams of Light...I heard the combination of all the sounds in the world and became calm when I encountered Silence.

I walked through Fire and Ice at the same time, and felt goosebumps on my skin.

In other words,

I have had SEX.

Raw, uninhibited, Passionate, Hot-Jungle-Sweating SEX!

Her essence, tattooed in my brain like a shit stain skid mark on a pair of tighty whitees, I write this entry in a state of euphoria.

I feel like I have the strength of 10 Men...the bags under my eyes have temporally rescinded...I...I can READ, I've read 10 chapters in 3 different books whereas before I was too tired to hold a book in front of my face!

Like the hours of a day, I realize this feeling will slowly fade. My bags will slowly return and there will be that lingering fatigue weighing me down, but for now...

I'm just going to close my eyes, and kiss the sky again...

There'll be a time to recall the moment in a nice essay post in the future...

See you on the Flip Side...

Mom came home from her trip this morning, very very tired (She decided to take the next few days off from work and go back Thursday...)

She came out Ahead 150.00, which she won hitting the winning number on some "Spin the wheel" game. She brought me a cool pen with the Eagles logo on it, with a light that shines the Eagles log on the wall (Keen Gear!) I had see them in a catalog (2 for 6.00) and was ready to order them, she saved me the trouble...

Her cousin PAT and my friend from back in the day, REBEL also won money...MOM said REBEL won almost 500 dollars playing slots! Geez!

I asked if she asked anything about me, she said NO, I would LOVE to catch up with REBEL and see hows she's doing, but I'm too shy and I just don't want her seeing me older (and bigger, I guess...) than I was back in the day...

I making arraignments to meet a certain someone for a lil somethin' somethin' this friday...I found a "Working Girl" on craigslist who has a very strong resemblance to my ex... She may bring out the WOLVERINE in me if I'm careful...

I gotta calm down, and then wait and see...

You KNOW I was pissed when I heard this shit after waking up 7:30 in the evening! A 62 yard field goal at the fucking end of regulation, the SECOND time the Eagles have lost like this...

WHAT THE HELL??!!?!

That ball musta been filled with helium or somethin! The sumbitch kicked that damn ball like freakin Young Clark Kent from that scene in Superman I!!!!

It's a miracle they're still in FIRST of their division, but still...GIANTS, SAINTS, and now TAMPA BAY!?!?!?...THREE WASTED LOSSES!!!!

Mummy's away on her Annual Rhode Island Casino/Outlet trip this weekend.

The first time in awhile I've had the place to myself and I can't help how lonely I am.

Back in the day I'd have JOE and my Super Nintendo or N64 and we'd play video games till 2am...

Later it would be Omar, Tonya and Trevor with a late night movie and crashing at Omar's place where he would smoke ONE joint for 2 and a half hours.

Then, while in the bronx...It'd be watching illegal cable, downloading illegal music while thinking of doing something illegal with "Lady of the Evening".

Speaking of which, I hit craigslist looking for prospects...

My usual, elusive prize, LUNA was available last night and I came REAL close to calling her...but her incall place was on 55th and 7th and I suspected the neighborhood was HOT with LE (Law Enforcement).

There's also a call for boycott of CL providers that are trying to fleece DESPERATE johns, and anyone getting any still is considering "Crossing the Line" (Picket Line?)

So here I am, going bored outta my mind.

I've looked at Home Made DVDs of the first 4 episodes of "HEROES" and "Six Degrees", a crazy-ass shoot 'em up B-Movie called "Mean Guns" with ICE-T and Highlander CHIRSTOPHER LAMBERT...saw American Beauty on TNT and couldn't help feeling like Kevin Spacey's character (and his name is LESTER, how spooky is that, I wish someone called him LES, just once...)

I think the only highlight was paying off my Capital One credit card, once again I'm back to ZERO BALLENCE!!! One down, two more cards to go. One more will be down to ZERO by Halloween. This job has been paying me good money combined with my last weeks of my unemployment. The unemployment ends in two weeks, by then I should have a cushion to relax on, so long as I don't buy anything crazy (Like a 500/600 dollar Playstation 3) anytime soon.

I just gotta lock my credit cards in GLASS once their down to zero and don't crack like last time.

SO, with nothing else, I just decided to make some Music SD cards for my POWERMASTER MP3 player. I've been weeding out the bad songs from past albums by FERGIE, EVERESSENCE (SP check!), JOHN MAYER, PINK, BUSTA, ROOTS, and NELLY FURTADO...I gotta update that Left Panel...

New music I'm getting into...Weird AL's album (HOW FUNNY is that "White and Nerdy" video?), MOBY's "VERY BEST OF MOBY"...part of me is getting into MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE...I liked last year's HELENA and this new MARCHING BAND single is thumping in my head...Former Destiny's Child LETOYA is also making wish I was in love once again and them crazy southern' rappers RICK ROSS and MIKE JONES are making me wish I knew the CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP dance...(God help Me)

Loading the cards with songs, I went back a lil to my first couple of DATA DVD's full of the mp3's I started downloading from kazaa back in the day. I had started with old tracks from the 80's..."Take me Home" by Lisa Lisa, "Crush on You" by The Jets, Doug E. Fresh, Joe-Ski Love, Kid-N-Play...so I'm putting all that on, traveling through time as I go...

MOM comes back tomorrow night, but I'll be at work.

*SIGH* I really wish I could of done something this weekend...

Tonight was the Newbie Mixer for this new social thing I joined called "The Lunch Club". They're schedule has LOTS of cool events in the near future, but I REALLY wanted to get the feel of the group so I wanted to go to this event first. Thought I was gonna chicken out because of the rain last night but it cleared up and became a nice day. I went to bed early, so I could wake up in the afternoon and get my haircut.

Jalu and the other barbers was arguing about the plot to that crazy movie "In good Company"...how Topher Grace gets the job over Randy Quaid...Who's running the company, etc, etc...I thought he was gonna slice my face to ribbons!

In the end he actually did a good job and I went back to the house to wash up.

The thing started at 7pm and it was at some Irish bar on 44th street.

I was REAL close to chickening out, but I made it down there.

IT was pretty much...A waste of time. The group rented the private lounge upstairs. There were around 30 people there, all "After-Work" Business type professionals. I felt SO totally under classed. There was a bar and flat screens everywhere playing a U2 concert DVD. Down the far end there was a pool table.

There were lots of couches, but the place was cramped and I didn't feel like bumping into anybody so I took a seat at the bar. The creator and manager of the group introduced me to a few people, but I just kept to myself. These people didn't do it for me and I'm just not the BAR type.

Some would have considered it a waste of time, I feel proud of the baby steps I've doing.

Man, HOW cool is "Heroes" getting these days? This show is what "LOST" was like in the middle of season one, and in JUST FOUR EPISODES! I hear it got picked up for the full season (Yay!) and is considered one of the first Hits of the new TV Season.

In other news, JOE called me a few time to help him look for a second car on craigslist (Still no internet access at home, the bum...) then later he calls and tells me he brought an XBOX 360 (The sonovabitch!)

Trying to him aside in a quest to make new friends, I'm gonna TRY to go to this "Newbie Mixer" of this new social thingy I just joined called "Lunch Club" ("Because Eating alone is Boring", that's their ACTUAL slogan!). Not limited to LUNCH, they have numerous gathering during each month that vary. From Bowling, Wine & Cheese Tasting, Book Exchanges, Speed Dating, even Board Game night...it's just a way to meet new people (*GASP*).

Work is fine, been having hot and cold days...I'm barely getting enough sleep during the day so I'm starting to get sleepy in the wee hours. One time I missed my stop on the train ride home and foolishly walked back to my neighborhood. At 4:30 in the morning, it was one of the most TENSE moments I've gone through in a while, and I can only imagine if MOM knew what I was doing she'd never get a night's rest worrying about me coming home every morning.

I'm still torn between ideas of what to do in January with some of my free time in the morning...

I'm considering,

A) Go back to school
B) Learn to Drive (Car, but perferbly Motor Scooter or Motorcycle)
C) Join a Gym (Working out early in the morning would be great, I'd have the place to myself and would DEFINATELY sleep by noon...)
D) Other (Start pluging the TV SHOW again, do some other odd-job, get some Hustle on...)

I wanted to bring up something inspired by last weeks episode of "CSI". Thrill seekers beating up tourist reminded me of a story I heard out of London. These stupid "Jackass" wannabies going around recording with their Phone Cams people SMACKING strangers in public. The work in pairs and surround someone while a third secretly records it. One dude SMACKS the person on the head and while that person turns to look, the other repeats the attack and they go back and forth like a fuckin tennis match! I was very disturbing and probably the inspratation of the episode. It's sick what people are accepting for entertainment these days.

Well, i'm out of opinions at the moment...wish I could of ended this post on...

Hey, I know...

John Mayer's album is very soothing and easy listening, but Slash's V-Dub commercial is way better than his (Also John is really starting to sound like Lionel Richie circa 1982, hmmmm...).

Gotta Go!

Psycho-sis fresh out of the job for the season with the parks department has applied for Unemployment and Public Assistance yet again. And this time, they're sending her to some Job Workshop thing. It starts Monday so MOM decided to buy her some nice dress clothes to look professional on a trip up to Parkchester.

Afterwards she wanted to have a "Family Dinner" at UNO's so I reluctantly came along for no apparent reason.

The morning was full of cartoon repeats so me and Baby Girl looked at "Garfield:Tale of Two Kitties" on DVD. I had also rented "RV" to look at this weekend but...

Come 2pm we were off and ready to pick up Psycho-Sis at her house.

PARKCHESTER is like the weirdest part of The Bronx, it's very isolated. Only 1 train line and a few Bus Lines go through the area, and there's a LOT of catholic schools all around. They got hills that resemble San-Fran, the streets AND sidewalks are narrow and there's trees everywhere. It's like a bizarre mix of City and Country so naturally the people that live there are Homely yet Snobbish.

A curved promenade BUSTLED with stores is Metropolitan Avenue. Like Fordham Road, Herald Square, Northern Boulevard, Downtown Brooklyn or even The Heights' own 181st Street...the place was crawling with bargain hunters, loud, whiny kids and annoying old ladies walking small dogs.

I had saw a GAME STOP up ahead and walked uphill telling MOM to meet me up there when they were done at Macy's. I'm still thinking about the PLAYSTATION 3 and how I was somehow gonna get it for x-mas...

By the time I got to the store, it was so crowded inside I didn't even bother to go in. There was a long line and only one register working. It didn't seem worth it to even browse.

There was nothing a Macy's so they went to a woman's store a few doors away from the video game store. I spotted a HOLLYWOOD VIDEO across the street and told them I'd be there if they came back out and didn't see me. After checking out the store, I went back and they were STILL there. 40-something minutes went back, BABY GIRL starts coming out saying she gotta go to the Bathroom...

She started acting crazy, pulling of my jacket and I told her how I was just making an observation how none of these stupid parents are keeping their child from screaming and yelling and I WASN'T ABOUT TO HAVE ONE OF MY OWN DOING THE SAME!

10 more minutes they finally come out and we headed FURTHER uphill to UNO's. Psycho-Sis to the rugrat to the bathroom while MOM set up out wait for a table. It was 6:45pm on a busy saturday evening, EVERYBODY was eating out...

When we finally got our table we placed our orders. They have this thing for the kids that lets them "Make Their own Pizza". I can't stand their "Chicago" style pizza with the damn tomato clumps, but I ordered an small individual Cheese and Tomato Deep Dish pizza. MOM tried out some Pork Strips with a Salad on the side and Psycho-Sis had some "Sampler" dish with Buffalo Wings. The waitress was nice but service was VERY slow. Lucky for me I brought my PSP and played a few games of "Go Sudoku".

Various family conversations came up, Baby-Girl at school, MOM getting fed up at her job...Psycho-Sis ranted on about wanting an iPod for her Birthday next month. I kept telling her she has no PC to load songs on it, it would be pointless. After some double-talking she tricked me in revealing I got a NEW MP3 player and asked for my old one. The RIO CALI was a Christmas gift from MOM 3 years ago, I didn't want her to know I wasn't using it anymore thinking it would hurt her feelings. She didn't seem to mind me Handing-it-Down so I told her I'd load it with her favorite songs and give it to her.

While eating, PSYCHO-SIS got a few calls on her cell, when it rang, she smiled and showed me her Caller ID and I gave a look of contained disgust. When MOM asked about the private joke, Psycho-Sis showed her the call log...the last call was ID'd "Mi Wifey", I wanted to puke.

MOM took Baby-Girl to the Bathroom one more time and Me and Psycho-Sis talked about her being Lesbo all of the sudden. She said she been "This Way" since June (I was in Miami so I must of missed something...), I thought she "Started" in August. She said she's serious about it and she's tired of men, and all that. I asked her if she ever plans to get married and let Baby Girl "Have Two Mommy's" she said no and I asked her if the child even UNDERSTANDS her "Decision" she said it doesn't matter...Before MOM came back, I told her she's lucky we're being liberal about this because if it were ANY other family in this day and time, this would have gone VERY different...and she realized that too...

Since me and Baby Girl were the only two that had a measly lil pizza we decided to order desert to the disgust of MOM and Psycho-Sis. Baby Girl had a Sundae, I decided on a Peanut Butter Cup topped with a scoop of Ice Cream...I SO did not expect the Butter Cup to be so HUGE! it was a REAL RESSE'S Butter Cup, but it was the size of a HOCKEY PUCK! It was thick and chocolaty...MOM couldn't believe I ate the whole thing!

It got very dark and cold by the time we left. Despite the fact we took the bus from her house to PARKCHESTER, we WALKED back because MOM and PSYCHO-SIS insisted it was only a 3 Block Short-cut through a park near UNO's that'll get us back...3 Blocks turned to 6 BLOCKS and MOM got too cold during the walk and had to use the bathroom (Again) before taking the long bus ride back to The Heights.

DESPITE those damn FOUR FLIGHTS of stairs (With no Elevator) in her building, I really didn't want to go to her house, thinking her "Friend" who resembles 50 Cent would be there. But we went anyway. The place was empty (Thank Goodness), MOM asked for a old sweater to wear under her coat. We stayed for an half hour to gather our breath and prepare for the cold again when someone came in...

This girl wasn't the one I saw last time (See Chronicles of Wabbit entry that will one day be posted soon...), it was someone else. We decided to leave on that note and I asked MOM downstairs

"Who's That?"

"That's the OTHER one." she simply replied.

"What about the Dark Skinned one with the scarf, the one from her job?"

She jus sighed, "That's the MAIN one, they just had a fight so she's not there anymore..."

MOM didn't want to get into the details, but I was just stunned....

"MOM, your daughter's a SLUT. I'm sorry to say it that way..."

MOM then went into a thing about her being pistol-whipped by that THUG she was with, how that relationship was bad, how she thought she had a STD because HE got burned and how she's had FIVE abortions in the last TEN YEARS.

I only knew of 3, once again family secrets, skeletons in the closet bullshit...is there any wonder why I can't tell her about DIEDRE and the Car Accident? But that's a post for the other blog for another day.

We took the bus home in silence, I spent the entire night working on the RIO CALI MP3 player and loading the CD's she gave me at her house on it. I also Burned a copy of "RV" and Made a Home-Made DVD of the first 6 Episodes of "WEEDS". I plan to do a lot of burning the next few days.

This past week has been a real bitch. MOM's volunteering my services again to fix someone else's damn computer...after having my niece over an extra day this past weekend cuz of the holiday there Glitter on the floor in almost every room, most noticeably the bathroom of all places...BOTH PC's (Mine and the clunker Baby Girl plays with and goes to www.disneychannel.com too much.) have been acting up, I reformated my hard drive and reinstalled everything only to lose my browsing bookmarks, my once reliable DVD burning program is acting up so I switched to another one, my Burning Buffer all of the sudden has low memory so now when I copy a DVD I have to close out every possible functioning program possible or the disc will stop in mid-burn (I've must of wasted 13 blanks by now!)...I'm falling behind on blogging with BOTH blogs, I've been working on so many past post to talk about Psycho-Sis becoming a rug-muncher...AND THEN THERE WORK! For somewhere I normally jus spend 5 hours a day, it's starting to become a real pain! For starters, despite the holiday, I found out I DON'T GET PAID for the day off! So to make it up, I've been staying an extra hour the last four days in an attempt to make it up...Now, we all have our good days and bad days, when the work goes smoothly or you get a bit overwhelmed. But the last TWO days have been FUCKED! Now, I don't wanna be a SNITCH BITCH but someone whose preparing my batches of checks to be scanned is slacking off! It's the fucking little things that just drive me insane! If anyone knows, a check is a small piece of paper, but there are even smaller things that associate with a check that should be handled better to make MY job easier. When paying a bill by mail, you usually tear off a piece of the invoice (or whatever) that has your account information and include it in the envelope. NOW, that stub should be about the same size or a little BIGGER than the check or the envelope itself. But some medical bills or other crap have these TINY fucking invoice stubs that are long but VERY small...they're the size of FRUIT BY THE FOOT piece! THESE TINY FUCKING THINGS CANNOT GO INSIDE a 3000 dollar 18 year old busted ass MACHINE! The rollers can't advance that stupid piece of shit through the the complicated insides a la Charlie Chaplin Clock Sequence so it can be spit back out on the tray! It does not go through!, it gets stuck! It makes a VERY embrassing LOUD FUCKING NOISE the entire office can HEAR! Then I have open and unlock FOUR different compartments and dig out the crumbled piece of shit tiny paper and flattened it! WE have a countermeasure of these small shits! A nice yellow window envelope to slide it in and give it the appearance of a big fucking piece of paper rather than a SMALL piece of fucking paper! THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE, you PUT the tiny invoice in the window envelope BEFORE it is given to me and the machine goes smoothly, THANK YOU! As I go through batches and batches of checks with invoices and I come upon these little bastards, it SLOWS ME DOWN, because I HAVE to DO IT MYSELF, AGAIN, AND AGAIN, and AGAIN...BUT WAIT, there's MORE! Sometimes I have SMALL batches and then I have big batches, a batch can sometimes have just ONE check, boom, that's it, a lot of attention for one check, but what the hell, but when I have a batch of 30, and I'm running them through the machine at break-neck speed THINGS go wrong...Check number 17 of 30 wasn't Identified as a Check...it registered as a SCAN DOC (regular scanned document/invoice)!!! SHOULD be CHECK but is SCAN DOC, WHY did this happened!?!?!? Why did the computer read it wrong? WHO cares? It doesn't matter...JUST GO BACK to check 17 and RESCAN ALL THE REST OF THE CHECKS AGAIN!!! OR I finish a batch of 30, and double check the count and there's 29...WHERE DID THAT DAMN CHECK GO? Did it get stuck behind a invoice and didn't get scanned, guess what?...DO IT OVER AGAIN!!!...MUST DO OVER DANIEL-SAN! AND IF THAT AIN'T, I STILL GOTTA DEAL WITH AN OCCASIONAL STAPLE even once in awhile JAMMING the machine! A THOUSAND DOLLAR MACHINE jammed up by a 3 cent staple that was SUPPOSED to be REMOVED!!!WHILE my confidence is being chipped away by shoddy prep work and everything going wrong...the processors that take the work after me are tapping their feet and getting impatient, and I just wanna take a baseball bat to the machine it a fit of SOBBING, HYSTERICAL RAGE! THIS JOB IS SUPPOSED TO BE A cakewalk for me, I keep telling myself I'm better than this! My feet hurt from standing all the time, I'm on this insane sleep schedule when I miss most of the day and come FRIDAY I want to do something BUT I just collapse from exhaustion...TILL nighttime again and I wanna do something! I'm going crazy, my life is a mess, I'm so close to getting everything straightened out, but it's looking so far away now...I need someone to talk to, I need a reason to keep going...If this job holds, there's SO much I want to do come January....

I swear, eMachines better not still exist, either that or the internet is getting REAL aggressive with their viruses.

Four years ago, this C1641 model with 40gb hard drive was a godsent...now, it's a pickup truck on it's last leg.

If I don't a Playstation 3 by year's end, I'm getting a better Desktop PC.

Life Sucks.

Be back in a bit.

Okay, so the Season Opener was just i-ight...keep in might there's only FIVE episodes left before a LONG ASS WAIT, so enjoy it, bitches...it's a celebration!

SO, polar bears, horses and even sharks are explained...I can't believe how BIG this damn island is if they can have a "silicon valley-esque" community dab smack in the middle and no one has noticed it. What is this? M. Night Shaymalan's "The Village"?!?!?

So KATE is not "ZEKE"'s type huh? Hmmmm...he's either fruity or a Chubby Chaser (Cuz not everyone's into those boney freckled types...)

I loved the very beginning...going back to the opening scenes in the hatch back at the start of Season 2...It's funny how those 2 songs are sorta alike (The Mama Cass and "Downtown")

Once again, we are shown SAWYER's a smart cookie...there's NO way in hell I would have figured out that road runner booby trap.

And JACK, boy does this guy has Daddy Issues...I really don't think he lost his wife to his father, but in true jack form HE doesn't know when to stop kicking the dead horse...

Looks like that rumor about the underwater hatch was true, score one for SpoilerFix.com...

and now the last bit...

Henry Gale's real name is BEN...OOOOOOOh, VERY sinister...NOT!

Here's my set of guesses of what might be his last name...

10. KENOBI

9. FRANKLIN

8. GRIMM

7. SISKO

6. KINGSLEY

5. VEREEN (Maybe he'll be JACK's REAL long lost father!)

4. FOLDS (As in the group?, nah...? Wow, tough crowd)

3. OVAR

2. BEN is actually his last name, first name...UNCLE (Made his money in RICE)

And the number 1 guess on what Henry Gale's real last name is...

1. Affleck (AHHHHHH!)

Tonight's the night, bay-bee!

LOST is back!

And if ya'll thought the stuff I said about season 3 before was juicy, yer gonna luv some the NEW stuff I've been hearing!

1) BOONE is back! (In a flashback, of course, but still...YAY!!!)

2) With all the nakkedness going on at "GREY'S ANATOMY" rumor has it "Desmond's" going to do his fair share in one scene in the aftermath of the Hatch Implosion...

3) There is some crazy-ass rumor that one of the castaways (Other than JIN, of course) is the father of SUN's baby! (*GASP*) How could this be? And when will we actually find out? Try End of Season 3 (DAMN!)

4) New castaways will sway some of the thunder from the regular cast, expect more sex, more eye-candy, and someone who has only ONE eye (?)

5) JACK, KATE, and especially SAWYER go thru HELL under capture by The Others, rumor has it SAWYER goes over the deep end to the point that he'll NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN (Dum, Dum, DUM!)

Of course I'll have to tape it and watch it 4am in the morning when I get home...expect a post around 5:15am...

PEACE!

P.S. Imma TRY to get into "The Nine" but I have weird feeling it's gonna let me down somehow...

So I'm trying Yahoo! Personals for a second time. I dunno why, I must be a glutton for punnishment.

The service has improved much from last time 3 or 4 years ago, lot of cool extras and evaluations so you can find the real you.

The only headache...I'm attracting attention from afar...

People from Italy, England, Africa and the rest of Europe and responding to my ad. Some of them WERE born or living in the city at one point, but are overseas for School and stuff...

How am I supposed to respond to this? Why can't find a simple girl living in New York, with no kids that wants to go out a lot? Is that so hard to find these days?, sheeeh!

It's kills me how these women are misrepresenting themselves...

A third year college student from the Bronx going to school in GUYANA!!!

If I had the resources to visit these people, I'd be Deuce Bigalo up in this piece...