"Close Call..."

I hate dreams...probably because 85% of the time I have nightmares.

At 3am I was startled awake so bad, my heart was racing a mile a minute! It was one of those dreams where you're falling and don't know how or why...Off a building, out of an airplane or over a cliff, whatever it was...for 5 seconds, it felt real. When I woke up, I couldn't relax, I was taking shallow breaths and felt like I was having a heart attack. I couldn't even lay back down, my chest got tight for a second when I did. I sat up and counted backwards from twenty, that didn't work, I recited the pledge of allegiance (Got that from the movie "Bubble Boy"), nothing. Thirty years old, now...I gotta start thinking about my health.

It'd be real fucking ironic to die three days after my 30th birthday...I started flashing back to Bruce Willis' Voiceover in the movie "Sin City"...

"Breath Steady, old man, you got a job to do..."

No numbness of the arms, or tightening of the chest, just the heart doing a Tommy Lee drum solo...

Then I started thinking, "God, what if this happens during sex?!?!?", I'd fall out on top of somebody or something! How humiliatin' would THAT be?!?!?

It was just a dream, whatever it was, but now, it's giving me something to worry about.

I gotta get myself checked out, I've been meaning to do that anyway since August when the 6-month deadline after Feburary's sexual romp. Get a STD check, a prostate check, and see how my blood pressure's doing, it won't be good, but I gotta do it anyway...

After drinking some OJ, I finally started to relax at around 4:30am, I tried to get some more sleep, but I knew better...

Guess my date with my Blue Fairy will have to wait a little while longer...

JOE sugested I should just buy the damn DVD player and five porno DVDs to go with it. (He even offered to buy two! Whatta guy!)

While I won't get the movies (Why BUY porn when you can download it with Cable Broadband?!?!?!), I decided to buy the DVD player and pay my Capital One off...

A ZERO balence is the ultimate high anyways. I'm charging nothing on it ever again...except for...

A) A new Brooks Brother Suit (For job interviews in case my old one's run it's course)

B) A Playstation 3 early 2006

C) A trip to Philly for the Super Bowl parade and a 300 dollar tattoo

So, after a sleepy day at work, I went to Circuit City at 79th street and brought my 5 Disc Changing DVD Player and Lil' Kim's latest album for a buck-fifty (150.00).

With it plugged in, now, I plan to christen my new Player by watching my favorite DVD in the world, "HEAT" The special 10th Anniversery Edition.

All is well, now...but I won't forget my Blue Fairy...

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