"Time to take a Stand!"

Okay, I'm 30 years old, I'm horny, and there's a 5 Disc DVD Player with my gaddamn name on it...IT'S HAMMER TIME!!!

I got some money on the side and some more coming friday so I got decision to make...2 out of the 3 choices below, it's time for some ACT-SHUN!!!

A) Buy my 5 Disc DVD Play for 129.00 at Circut City

B) Drop two C-Notes for a damn good hour of hot, steamy, casual, autumn sex with "You Know Who" Friday night!

C) Pay off my Capital One Credit Card Balance of 235.00 and achieving one step closer to financial freedom.

I can only do two of these and then wait a few weeks to do the latter. I've been waiting for the DVD player all summer, it's the ultimate B-Day gift from me to me!

I REEEEEEEAAAAAALLLLY want to have sex within the next 72 hours, there's nothing more I can say to that.

If I pay this damn card off, and charge nothing else, it's one less bill to pay, I must kill the beast while it's wounded!


A CHOICE WILL BE MADE....stay tuned!

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2 Comments:

  • At 6:48 PM, Blogger ladylongfellow said…

    Pick the DVD player for the porn and the sex. I must be missing why this is a tough decision?

     
  • At 8:06 PM, Blogger Les said…

    Why?!!, Don't tell me they still cost over 200.00 in Canada!?!?

     

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