Wasting time with Jet

That line always made me laugh in the TV Edited version of Sean Connery's "Medicine Man". Just the way they chopped it up and everything...in the original version he's cursing up a storm.

I wonder if people reading this blog realize that 80% of my Post Titles are from TV or Movie Quotes and Song Lyrics...I wonder if they even care.

OKAY, here's the scenario...

Mom's out in Rhode Island...

It's FREAKING raining again...

...and I'M HORNY AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE!!!

No coin flips this time, no games of chance or anything, I take a long hot shower, set aside my Johnny-Cash-Black Slacks and Shirt combo.

12 Noon I'm on my cell phone with LOVELY's card in my hand getting ready to set an 3 O'Clock appointment...

AND....

the call doesn't go through.

No disconnected recording, no busy signal, no nothing, the phone just beeps twice and the dial tone comes back.

If it was a cell phone number, I'm pretty sure the cell phone's been discarded or something.

It HAS been 8 months since that fateful evening of erotic bliss, and I guess it was meant to be just a one night thing.

*SIGHS* I'm never gonna see her again, ever...

This is where the sad violin music comes in...

So it's rainning, I'm alone, and I don't know what to freaking do...IS THERE SOMEONE OUT THERE THAT CAN PLEASE HELP ME GET LAID!?!?!?!?!

My God, I sound like Charile Brown during that christmas special.

I keep the card, just for the hell of it, take off my robe and walked naked around the house for a bit then went to my computer and logged on to craigslist.


It's slim pickings after awhile. No one's remotely close to LOVELY's beauty, she was definately one of a kind.

There WAS one girl who came close, but she only provided OUTcall, and I wasn't about to let someone come here...not even for sex.

I buried my head in my pillow in fustration...After the week I was having this past weeek, today...today was supposed to be my payoff.

I surfed the internet all day while the rain poured on.

At 6pm, I got fed up. If I wasn't going to have sex, I was going to partake in SOME form of self appricatition! I got dressed and left the house...I headed to the village. There was a Tower Records a few blocks north of Houston and Broadway, and after months of waiting on Blockbuster.com I was going to treat myself to some hard to find Anime "Cowboy Bebop" DVDs.

I know it seems a bit crazy, but from my Nickname, anybody can tell I'm obsessed with the show. I'm obsessed with all classic or unique cartoon shows. I like to relive my childhood by indulging in the likes of "G.I. Joe", "Transformers", "Centurions", "Thundercats", why at the beginning of this blog back in January I had just ordered homemade copies of "Bionic Six" DVDs.

"Cowboy Bebop" is up there on my list. 26 episodes divided in 6 DVDs, and so far Blockbuster Online has only hooked me up with one, "Session 4" (Which had the weirdest set of episodes from the series.), well I would see if I could get the others on my own with a trip to the village.

The area had changed since I was down there last. The last time I was around this area, I was working nights at a law firm scanning documents for the first time. It was my 2nd job after being fired from the library. I couldn't believe how many new stores were now in the area, A Best Buy, an Adidas Shoe store, it blew me away! (I gotta come down here more often.).

So I arrive at the Tower Records like Indiana Jones and head to the DVD department. This store has NEVER let me down! I've found PM Dawn B-Sides, and rare electronic music that NO other store in the world would carry! But alas, I was due for yet another disappointment. The DVD's were not to be found. I came out in the god-forsaken rain all for naught! I thought about buying something else "Drawn Together" Season 1, The "Undeclared" Series box-set, but I said the hell with it and limped out of the store.

What am I doing with my life? Scouring the city for lost Anime, living with my mother again, working temp jobs, having sex with escorts, is this all things amount to at 30? Could I possibly slink even lower?

God, I hope not!

I walked around a bit and then north to Union Square. I tried the Virgin Megastore of the DVDs again and struck out. It was getting late now (Like it mattered) so I headed west and stopped by Wendy's for some fries. After that I hopped on the M5 Bus on 6th and took it the long way home. Most of the trip uptown I was the lone passenger. I then thought how cool it would be if some woman came on board and we had sex in back of the bus...that would be awesome! Just eating a girl out as she sat in the corner and then she'd turn around and give me some head, that would be the ultimate fantasy!

But that didn't happen either...

I took the bus all the way home and then went on amazon.com and ordered sessions 1, 2, and 6...figured that'll keep me content for awhile. I really hope it stops raining by tomorrow, if not I still plan to go to the movies...

I can't believe I've lost my blue fairy again...there'll never be another like her, never!