Wasting time with Jet

In light of all the crazy shit that's gone on the last48 hours, I've decided to just spit some stuff off the top of my head.

This was inspired by a post FIRE5 did a while back...

* It is illegal in Kentucky to marry the same man more than 3 times.
* If a man is wearing a striped suit, you cannot throw a knife at him
in Natoma, Kansas.
* In the state of Maryland it's illegal to play "Short People" by Randy Newman on the Radio
* In Hartford, Connecticut, it was once illegal to kiss your wife on Sunday.
* it's was once illegal to buy ice cream after 6 PM in Newark, New Jersey, unless you had a Doctor's Note.
* In 1659, Massachusetts made Christmas illegal. (Naturally, the law was later repealed)
* In Tennessee it is illegal to use Lassos to catch a fish.
* The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
* In Texas, it's also illegal to milk another person's cow.
* In New York, the penalty for jumping off a building is death.
* In Florida, when having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
* In other sexual laws, both Anal and Oral intercourse is banned in Cincinnati, Ohio.
* Keeping in Ohio, No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
* Also in Florida a women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
* In California, sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
* In Boston, Massachusetts it is illegal to play the fiddle.
* Also in Boston, A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
* In Alaska It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
* In Arizona you may not have more than two dildos in a house.
* In Tucson, Arizona women may not wear pants.
* In Oklahoma it is illegal to have sex before you are married.
* In Europe (especially Hungary) the song "Gloomy Sunday" has been known to be the source of thousands of sucides and is banned from radio play or live performances.
* On the TV show "Star Trek:The Next Generation" DATA is not allowed to use contractions, the number of times he does by accident is five.
* In the TV show "seinfeld", there is a Superman reference (spoken or visual) in every episode.
* The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
* If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in he air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
* "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
* "Jesus Wept." is the shortest sentence in the Bible.
* Cat Piss is often used as invisible ink becuase in can been seen under black light.
* The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
* Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
* Rock Music kills plants. (This IS actually true, based on expirence...)
* Lobsters have blue blood.
* People believe human blood flowing in our veins is also blue and it becomes red when exposed to air, this however is NOT true, blood is never blue.
* Eskimo's have over 150 different words for "Ice" and none for "Hello"
* The first product that Sony came out with was the rice cooker.
* Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch procejt at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosnt mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe! (Gotcha!)
* Ralph Lauren's original name is Ralph Lifshitz.
* In 1980, the city of Detroit presented Saddam Hussein with a key to the city.
* If Manhattan had the same population density as Alaska, there would only be 15 people living there.
* As of 2000, 1,537,195 people live in Manhattan.
* Barbie's (Yes the doll...) full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
* Car airbags kill 1 person for every 22 lives that they save. (But don't tell Homer Simpson that!)
* Actor Jean-Claude Van Damme learned to speak English by watching the cartoon 'The Flintstones.'
* 20252 is Smokey the Bear's own zip code.
* 91% of us lie regularly (women 95%, just kidding! :-) ).
* Pepsi-Cola was originally called 'Brad's drink'.
* -40 degrees Celsius is equal to -40 degrees Fahrenheit.
* Kite flying is a professional sport in Thailand.
* It is possible to see a rainbow at night!
* Europe is the only continent without a desert.
* The higher the income, the more likely an American man will cheat on his wife. (Watch out, Melinda Gates!)
* The U.S. Government will not allow portraits of living persons to appear on stamps.
* All major league baseball umpires must wear black underwear while on the job!
* Streets in Japan do not have names.
* I own over 300 books.
* I have 60 Original DVD's and at least 85 Burned DVD's of Movies or TV shows.
* My cat's original name was "Diana" until the vet told me it was a male, when I came home, "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" was on TV, and the rest was history.
* All my past loves have had a first name sounding or ending with the letter "A" at the end (Deidre, Sonya, Theresa, Khalilah, and Angela).
* I was born in 1975, the chinese year of the rabbit, which is probably why I have my birthmark of a rabbit on my neck.
* My first name is scottish and means "Gray Castle"
* The first song I ever downloaded from Kazaa was the remix to Busta Rhymes's song "What it Is".
* The first media file I downloaded using Bit Comet was an episode of "Bionic Six" entitled "1001 Bionic Nights".
* The very first thing I won on eBay was a Nintendo 64 green controller, winning bid 5.96.
* I own enough pairs of underwear (Boxers & Briefs) to do laundry (to wash only underwear...) four times a year.
* I base my color coordination on the uniform colors of NFL Football Teams (Blue goes with Grey ala "Cowboys"...Yellow goes with Green ala "Packers", etc, etc....) if it wasn't for football, I wouldn't know what goes with what...
* A lot people believe I was stupid for doing so, but I filed for Bankruptcy when I was 26 with a total debt of only 27,000.
* When asked what contributing factors led to my credit card debt I named 5 things: "Sex, Women, Movies, Music, and Video Games"
* At the time of my bankruptcy, I have 9 active credit card accounts (Two Visa's, A Discover, a Mastercard, SEARS, JC PENNY, MACY'S, TARGET, and one other department store account I can't remember...
* My first credit card was a Discover, I got it in college and only applied to get the free candy bar they were giving away with each application.
* I've made over 2000 dollars selling the least valuable comics of my collection on eBay (Disney Comics, a few TMNT, a couple by DC, a couple of "Deadpool" titles, and even the entire run of the comic book based on the Toy Series and cartoon, "C.O.P.S."!), I still have tons of X-Men (and other Mutant titles) comics I wanna sell one day as well as a stash of VERY valuable comics.
* If I EVER have children of my own, my ideal names would be "Benjamin" for a son, and "Esmerelda" for a daughter, in the RARE event of twins I would name them "Patience" and "Fortitude" after the 2 Library Lions.
* If I even wrote my autobiography there are two titles I would consider..."Ain't no white man call me "Nigger"!...Ain't no black man call me "Brother", either." OR "You're a Black Man, Charlie Brown", whichever is more moving...
and finally...
* I find it very incredible that I can download episodes of "Bionic Six", "Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers", "Super Mario Brother 3", AND "Spider Man and his Amazing Friends" but can't find full lengh porno movie ANYWHERE!!! Where am I not looking?!?!? And I mean movie, not just 20 or 30 minute clips...feature movies!