Wasting time with Jet

Let's face it, I can, and will not ever be able to play a musical instrament at a decient level. I mean, I was one of those kids who begged my mom for a Casio SK-1 with the sampler and when I got a regular one, I couldn't even play "The Little Prince".

True piano is probably the one thing I would love to master, but there's a part of me that digs the guitar...

SO with that in mind, I was looking as some of the Chappelle's Show season 2 episodes on DVD the other night and I saw the one with Wyclef as the music guest. He played a nice simple (yet a bit repetative) ditty called "If I was president..."

Now, me being the lonely brother that I am...I decided to improvise a bit on that song with a mixture of Alicia Keys' "If I was your Woman".

I'm still working on it a bit so here's just a few bars off the top of my head...

(Strums up imaginary acoustic guitar)

Irene, my love...this one's for you.

(plays intro)

If I was your boyfrieeeend...
If I was your Boyfrieeeend...
If I was your boyfrieeeend...

If I was your Boyfrieeeend...I'd Tivo every "Top Model"...
I would let you LEAD and I would follow...
I'd never drink straight out the bottle...
And I would never ask you to SWALLOW (If you know what I mean...)

Oh IF I was your BOYfrieeeeend...

I'd love you till I die...
would never make you cry...
and would never EVER stray my Eye.

Yeah Girl, If I was your boyfrieeeend....

I'd Tivo every "Top Model"...
I would let you LEAD and I would follow...
I'd never drink straight out the bottle...
And I would never ask you to SWALLOW (If you know what I mean...)

SO IF I was your boyfrieeeend....

I'd would hear every word said.
put the rose petals on the bed.
and would never hesitate...to give you head. (If you know what I mean...)

One more time now, If I was your boyfrieeeeend....

I'd Tivo every "Top Model"...
I would let you LEAD and I would follow...
I'd never drink straight out the bottle...
And I would never ask you to SWALLOW (And that's real...)

IF I...IF I...IF IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII....WAS.....YOUR....Boooooooyfrieeeeend!

Cha, cha, cha!

And I never took a songwriting lesson in my LIFE!!!


Thank you, thank you very much, good night!