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Here's what ya'll been missin'....
I AM on the verge of self destruct...I am Alan Shore from "Boston Legal" formely of "The Practice"...
I am behaving in a strange, yet homoerotic way...
I'm starting to have cybersex with people online, now...
I have discovered that I have a very nice ass, and I am turned on by all the attention is has the potential of drawing...
There is a middle aged couple in North Dakota that is intrested in having a threesome with me and I am actually considering it...
There is a pussy eater's house party in Queens this friday and I may actually go...
Then there's IRENE's Mardi Gras party saturday night, I wish to take an extra ammount of beads so I can repeately see her tits...
I'm afraid I've finally gone over the deep end sexually due to so many unavailable women out there with their obligations to their children...
I think I might have to raise my standards and start having sex with women, 10-15 years older than me that way I don't have to worry about them having children...
I may start checking craigslist again...
and finally...
I just got word from Seacacus about the next scanning assignment after this UN bullshit...it's back in manhattan for a bank in midtown, the duration is supposely, a month and half...everytime I think I'm out...they PULL me back IN!
It's 3am, I have a half day at work tomorrow working from 12 noon to 4pm...
I have to go now, I'm going back on line to put baby oil on my ass and show it off again...
peace!!
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3 Comments:
At 1:04 PM, Anocsanamun said…
u better come this friday and I need to talk to you. I have an indecent proposal for you.
At 6:13 PM, Les said…
I'll be there, luv!
At 9:09 PM, kimmyk said…
*faints*
ya showin your ass online now? with your momma in the next room? oh lordy Jet....
and a 3some in Dakota? People don't come back from Dakota.
Oh becareful.
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