Wasting time with Jet

If you haven't brought the book or visit the website daily, YOU SHOULD...

I just had to put this up from April 22nd's Overheard in New York


Girl: I'm thinking of an animal that starts with a P.
Guy: Porcupine?
Girl: No. Wait, are those big smears of blood all over that subway map?
Guy: I think they're paint.
Girl: They're totally blood.
Guy: [looks harder] Yeah, you're totally right... Penguin?
Girl: Nope!


Classic, the sight of blood does nothing to us.