Wasting time with Jet

Okay, I've held my breath longer than David Blaine now with my hiatus, but I'm NOT ready to come back just yet! I might me, if everything goes my way next week (Keep me in your prayers, ya'll...) but to keep my fellow readers in the loop on how INSANE I've become, Imma throw everything I've done and observations at ya at a speed of 120 miles per hour...

Ready?...GO!

Brought 2 tickets to Hip Hop Karaoke Cruise on July 20th, Brought a Ticket to big PM Dawn concert in Hoboken on August 2nd; Went to Westchester and visited former co-workers, only to find my ex-supervisor (and LAST Job Reference!) left two weeks before I visited, gave one of the Hip Hop Cruise tickets to Co-Worker/Yankee-fan-who-invites-me-to-Home-Games-When-Oakland A's-come-to-town guy, considering him for new best friend despite the fact he lives outside the city; Rented "UNDERWORLD EVEOLUTION" and "BLOODRAYNE" at the same time, UNDERWORLD 2 put me to sleep, while BLOODRAYNE kicked ass and kept me "Hard as a Rock", true both had sex scenes, but BLOODRAYNE's was more hardcore, UNDERWORLD 2's reminded me of the sex scene in the Matrix 2, thrown in, but unnecissary; browsed the web WAY too much while home, did a lot of stupid, crazy things, joined more BBW websites, Brought a SECOND PSP for 140.00 (It has 2.61 Firmware and a few dead pixels, but now I can play current games with one and download ISO's and stay in 1.50 with the other, I know you don't understand what that means, like I said, stupid things, I also applied for jobs whenever I could, A couple of law firms, IKON, Yeshiva University (What, they need a library assistant, I learn to speak hebrew...); got called BACK to work for one last day thursday; JOE CAME BACK! if only for a short time due to a medical emergency with his father, went to chill with him at Harlem Hospital where his father is slowly recovering from a stroke, got re-aquainted with JOE's scary mom and his baby (not-so-baby!) sister that might have some crazy ass "Mike & Sydney/Bad Boys 2...Chandler & Monica/Friends" crush on me; and finally on a movies tip, Seen "Pirates of the Caribean:Dead Man's Chest" THREE times, but I still think X-Men:The Last Stand is the best summer movie so far, finally saw Mission Impossible 3, fell asleep in certain parts, J.J. Abrhams needs to stop plugging TV stars from his previous shows in Box Office movies! (Still was digging the "Self Exploding, Disposible Camera briefing...much better than the exploding sunglasses!); Rocky 6 comes out Christmas (Proof that Chirst has been resurrected for the second comming), Spider Man 3 and Transformers will duke it out for BEST FREAKIN movie of 2007, let the trash talking begin, and people need to give Ghost Rider a break, damn!, and ONE last thing...I think Lady in the Water will suck, Miami Vice will de-throne "Pirates", and why the hell does "Pulse" keep getting pushed back! Why don't they just release it on Halloween against "The Grudge 2", damnit!, and who made the deal with devil to release a movie about Snakes on a Plane?!?!....OH and last but not least....IKON (Document Specialist) called me for an interview monday! LORD WHAT AM I GONNA DO!?!?!?

well, that about wraps it up...if it weren't for all that above, I was gonna end put this blog in the ground with a post a'la "Ferris Bueler's Day Off" with the epilogue after the credits...

"You're still here?, It's over, the movie's Over. Go. Go Home..."

P.S. I SO need to get on VH1's "World Series of POP Culture!!!!...I need two people that can handle music and soap opera trivia!!!...I already have the team name...."FLIPMODE SQUAD!!!" and is it me or SPIKE TV's "Blade" series really freaking cool, who would have though STICKY FINGAS from onxy could pull off Wesley Snipes?

that's it, I'm really done, now...pray for me monday...the blog depends on it!