"Comence Operation:"It's all about ME!""

Wednesday, August 30, 2006
Posted by Les at 2:11 AM
Well, this summer if finally coming to an end, and as someone who barely worked, it sucked!

WHY?!?!?

Because I stayed at home waiting for a call from nobody to go out an DO SOMETHING!

Because I hung on to these sorry online friends I met on AdultFriendFinder thinking that they would eventually get away from their 2 1/2 kids and actually WANT to have a nice time with someone!

Because I let my gullable ass sit at home and watched the world go round when there was NOTHING GOOD ON TV to keep me prisoner!

Well, NO MORE, the next few days on the of this bullshit summer, I'm making the most of it!

I'm doing everything I wanted to do with someone who DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT WITH ME IN THE FIRST DAMN PLACE!

1) I'm going to this damn BODIES exhibit, finally!

2) I'm going to the GODDAMN Madam Tussad's WAX MUSEAM

3) I'm going to watch the first AND EVERY damn football game sunday this season AT A SPORTS BAR!

4) I'm going to go to the Newport Mall and buy 3 Blazers and I'm start wearing them with any type shirt like Don Johnson in "Nash Bridges"

and I'm going back to the Blue Note at 2am in the morning, to hear the amature jazz players like I used to do when I was in college...

and Finally...

I'm removing my profile from AFF!! That's right, I stop paying for membership, but kept my profile on the free standard list, now I'm taking it off for good, NO more! Will I let these sorry ass women PLAY with affections...I'm sick of playing the listening friend, I don't WANT to listen any more...

IN the immortals words of Spider Man: "I'm just looking out for #1, ME!"

(True, right after that statment Uncle Ben got shot by that mugger spidey should of stopped, but that's not going to happen to me, cuz like the tagline in CLERKS 2 said..."With NO power comes NO responsibility!")

It's time to switch to EMPEROR KUZCO mode, because it's all about ME, now...BOOM baby!

Cue my theme music!

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2 Comments:

  • At 6:34 PM, Blogger kimmyk said…

    Is your theme music like porn music?
    Funky beats?

    So you were hanging out on AFF huh? You know what, if you ever took a job in Ohio I'd hang out with ya. But do you take that job? Oh hell no.

     

  • At 9:34 PM, Blogger Les said…

    It's coming, it's coming!...They called me, today (Thursday, 31st), talking about it...but they want me to go to DC, first! Washington, DC!!...how cool is that!...but OHIO is still in the works...

     

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