"Dancing with the Stars"

The Lineup so Far for Season 3...



Emmitt Smith

Keeping with the Athlete Angle, we have Running Back Legend Emmitt Smith! He seems just as Charming as Jerry Rice, but will he have what it takes to get farther? We'll See!




Vivica A. Fox

WOW, TWO black contenders this year? They're really trying to get "us" to watch this show finally, huh?...and it just might work, unless they both get eliminated early...STILL FOXY's good eye-candy to bring in the viewers, with just as great legs as last year's Stacy Keebler!



Harry Hamlin

I know, every one 30 and under are saying "WHO?", but a long, long, time ago, there was this show called "LA LAW"? remember it? It had Jimmy Smits in it, some blond haired chick, and that Adminstrative Assistant that was "Special", yeah, yeah, it's all coming back now...Well, Harry's good in that "Wrinkled, Yet Defined" category that J. Peterman and that Toasted dude with The Tan represented in the last two seasons.



Joey Lawrence

Damn, did I say Joey Lawrence or Justin Timberlake 15 YEARS FROM NOW!...Yeesh, father time really took a Bat to the lil kid I saw on "Gimme a Break". But makeup'll fix him up a bit come showtime. To see this guy Dance SWING I'd walk barefoot on hot coals, this is gonna be good.

I think there's two more spots left, and they both have to be female (Vivica's the only woman, so far...) so who will they be?

They need an unconventional female athlete in there just like Danica or Stacie, perhaps ANNA KORNAKOVA?

And maybe a Reality-TV Show BITCH...how bout "PUMPKIN" from Flavor of Love, she can try and spit and Vivica and get the $hit kicked out of her!

Now, that'll be be PRIME TIME TELEVISION!!!

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