"Thrity-One..."

According to some smart ass website Things Other People Accomplished
When They Were Your Age


French Egyptologist Jean Francois Champollion deciphered the Rosetta stone. (The WHA?)

British physician Thomas Wedgwood produced the first photograph. (What the hell was it a picture of?)

Eli Terry produced clocks with interchangeable parts. He also introduced the free-trial, no-money-down sales method. (SUMBODY SHOOT ME...)

ALL DID THIS BEFORE they turned 31...

WHOOP-DEE-FRIKIN'-DOO

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