Wasting time with Jet

Okay, so the Season Opener was just i-ight...keep in might there's only FIVE episodes left before a LONG ASS WAIT, so enjoy it, bitches...it's a celebration!

SO, polar bears, horses and even sharks are explained...I can't believe how BIG this damn island is if they can have a "silicon valley-esque" community dab smack in the middle and no one has noticed it. What is this? M. Night Shaymalan's "The Village"?!?!?

So KATE is not "ZEKE"'s type huh? Hmmmm...he's either fruity or a Chubby Chaser (Cuz not everyone's into those boney freckled types...)

I loved the very beginning...going back to the opening scenes in the hatch back at the start of Season 2...It's funny how those 2 songs are sorta alike (The Mama Cass and "Downtown")

Once again, we are shown SAWYER's a smart cookie...there's NO way in hell I would have figured out that road runner booby trap.

And JACK, boy does this guy has Daddy Issues...I really don't think he lost his wife to his father, but in true jack form HE doesn't know when to stop kicking the dead horse...

Looks like that rumor about the underwater hatch was true, score one for SpoilerFix.com...

and now the last bit...

Henry Gale's real name is BEN...OOOOOOOh, VERY sinister...NOT!

Here's my set of guesses of what might be his last name...

10. KENOBI

9. FRANKLIN

8. GRIMM

7. SISKO

6. KINGSLEY

5. VEREEN (Maybe he'll be JACK's REAL long lost father!)

4. FOLDS (As in the group?, nah...? Wow, tough crowd)

3. OVAR

2. BEN is actually his last name, first name...UNCLE (Made his money in RICE)

And the number 1 guess on what Henry Gale's real last name is...

1. Affleck (AHHHHHH!)