"The Soggy Super Bowl Sucked"

So Peyton Manning finally got his ring.

Only took 'em NINE years to get it. He might as well retire now, his career is complete. He's broken records that will never be broken again, now he's got the ring, he's a shoo-in for the Hall of Fame by the end of the next decade.

Guess they're be more of his annoying MasterCard commercials.

Is it me or did CBS REALLY hog up the commercial time promoting their own shows?

And what was with those "Thank you for Watching..." bits by local newscasters (I'm jus speaking from NY's standpoint, dunno if they did that everywhere else...)

There were NO good commercials, no BAD ones either...like Farting horses or Delivery People getting crushed by Dinosaurs. Budweiser did have that one with the Crabs, thou, and that crazy Chevy Truck commercial with the guys getting naked to wash a woman's truck!

Then there was that crazy Heart commercial that seemed to making fun of The Matrix...

And Mr. Jay-Z playing holographic football with Don Shula was kinda cool.

Shock-value wise, that E-Trade Bank Robbery commercial had me scrunching my nose...

That fan-made Doritos commercial about a bag saving a guy's life in a fender-bender while staring at a chick was NOT funny at all, specially to someone sensitive to CAR ACCIDENTS!

HOWEVER Doritos made up for that with the special message about the first black coach winning...("Who's Winning?"..."We ALL Are...")that got me right here (points to the heart...)

As for the soft drinks, Those Sierra-Mist one's were okay, but those comedians need to get their own damn tv shows or something instead of plugging that lame-ass Sprite-Wannabe.

Coke recycled some of their old ones (The Vending Machine Adventure and Mr. Grand Theft Nice-Guy Video game...), but they too, had a cool new one for Black History Month.

Movie wise, I was expecting SOME blockbuster summer trailers and came up with zip! Where's "Pirates of The Carribean 3"?, Where's a new teaser for "Spider Man 3"?, "Rush Hour 3?", "Transformers?" All we got was "Meet the Robinsons".

Well, despite the game and the commercials, the Halftime show made up for everything else. PRINCE rocked the show, rain and all with a kick ass performance that would have made Diana Ross proud (Cuz she performed in the rain at central park waaaaay long time ago...).

I mean, what are the odds of singing "Purple Rain" IN the Rain?...C'mon that's classic irony.

GAME-wise...The Colts kept the ball longer...Chicago scored points too quickly with their special teams and then they depended on that goof-ball quarterback to hold it together in the rain.

A lotta people say the Bears had an easy schedule and that's how they made it that far...but hey? They Cowboys didn't make it, The Giants didn't make it, Seattle didn't make it, not even my precious Eagles made it (Fuckin SAINTS!), the Bears represented the NFC to the fullest. (Although I KNOW DAMN WELL, the Eagles would have beaten those Colts EASILY!...it's New England we have problems against.)

On a sidenote, I'm REALLY sick of the AFC winning every year...this gotta STOP!

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2 Comments:

  • At 4:57 PM, Blogger kimmyk said…

    I never thought of Prince singing Purple Rain in the rain. That is ironic. GOOD catch.

    My favorite commercial was the budweiser crab commercial and I will say K-Fed's was pretty good. He gained points back in my book.

     
  • At 10:09 PM, Blogger Anthony said…

    Well, the NFC (once upon a time) won 13 in a row, so paybacks, ya know? Ebb and flow.

    Hey, you'd hog up the commercial time too, if you paid what CBS paid the NFL to broadcast their games.

    Yeah ...that E-Trade thing. Like nobody every identity-stole money out of an Internet account?

    The Doritos "first black coach..." struck me as pandering.

    All I know is that I'm done with Snickers.

     

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