Wasting time with Jet

Okay,

Me and MOM saw "At World's End" this morning...

10:20am screening so there wouldn't be a crowd, and THERE was STILL...a massive scattered audience!

And the verdict...?

Ah, what the hell, it's up there with part 2...Up There with "Spider Man 3" (Not better, not worst...)

I tell ya, I've seen around 7 movies this year so far...and only "Smokin' Aces" I've seen TWICE in the theater and already have the DVD for. ("Smokin' Aces", "Ghost Rider", "Music & Lyrics" (KILL ME!), "Grindhouse" (Counts a 2), and "Spider Man 3", and now "Pirates" makes 7, yeah...).

With more Over-the-Top antics, confusing BackStabbings, insane subplots and gimmics, you just can't help to get sucked into the cartoonish chaos that is "Pirates".

The movie is an Epic 3 Hours long, but it goes kinds fast (Which "Spider-Man 3 didn't!) so you hardly notice.

Johnny Depp female fanatics will get more Johnny than they could imagine and get to see a lil more of Capt. Jack Sparrow as he loses his mind at his stay in oblivion (or Davey Jones Locker). They just decided to stretch the imagination like a rubber band in this caper.

Props go to Geoffrey Rush as "Hector" Barbossa (Opps, spoiled the surprise as we finally learn his first name!) too as he nearly steals the show with his massive ego forever claiming the Black Pearl to be his...

"I see no ship, I see The Pearl which is MY SHIP!"

...as well as other antics which I won't give away...

The Keith Richards Cameo also made the movie, and it just comes outta left field! You heard about it, but you don't think of it till you see him and the payoff is priceless.

Disney raised my eyebrows a bit with the sexual content this time around...

So, recap...Long, twisty story...hearbreak, humor, awesome effects, No Big, Giant Sawmill Wheel this time, BUT no REAL questions answered either...

If you're wondering...

If the Kraken actually ATE jack (or Crush the Black Pearl like Car Crusher)...
Or HOW Exactly Barbossa came back to life...(They address this, but not enough)
Or if everybody finds out what Elizabeth did to Jack and judge her...
Or the connection between Lord Cutler Beckett and Capt. Jack and the "P" mark...
Or WHY the Hell Will Proposes to Elizabeth when she was obviously wearing her wedding dress already in the beginning of Part 2

Then you're outta luck. My best guess is to not look into this logically and jus go with the flow...after all, It's JUST a Movie.

And if you're pretty smart, you'll stay pass the credits yet again for another scene (Like the last 2...), unless you're going to pee on yourself of course...

I'm off to look for the Fountain of Youth, now...

Drink up, ya mateys, Ya HO!

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