Wasting time with Jet

Well, tonight Michael Bay will have made my childhood dreams a reality or ravaged and rape them like a Duke Lacrosse Team.

"Transformers" will be released to the world for praise or ridicule this evening and I will partake the madness in my own special way...

I leave you with tidbits I've picked up from browsing the comic book adaption and checking various insider websites...

There will be a couple of snide remarks about mutants and super-heroes, Spike (The kid from Constantine who's name I barely remember or can spell...) Witwicky jokes about being cursed with the "Witwicky Mutant Gene" for boring or to some nature...

Spike will also mention the infamous Transformer tagline to his Desired Girlfriend telling her she's "More than meets the Eye"

Thou AUTOBOT fav. "Bumblebee" won't be played by a Yellow VW Bug, there will be one conveniently placed in the used car lot owned by Bernie Mac.

Rumors have it that "Bumblebee" also won't speak, but will sorta communicate by selecting certain songs from his car radio to fit the situation ("On the Road, again" while driving, etc, etc....)

Apparently, Decepticon leader Megatron was the very first Transformer to arrive on earth at the dawn of the 20th Century (1900's) he was damaged in the crash and held under wraps by the government expecting more to come...the first crew of bad guys looking for them stopped at Mars and destroyed the rover (Seen in the early trailers) to prevent earth from knowing that they we coming.

The Animosity between Megatron and his lieutenant, Starscream will be honored. #2 thinks he can do #1's job better so the player-hater flow remains.

As for voices, They got the original voice for Optimus Prime, Hugo Weaving (MISSSSTER ANNNNNDERRRRSON!!!) from the matrix to play Megatron and Keith David's cool voice is in the movie somewhere....

I think it's gonna be the best thing since, I don't even know!

If it's good, I WILL see it at least two more times!

I may do a post of the cultural impact TRANSFOMERS has made in our world today...everything from hip hop music to 9/11 there's references you may or may not know...

PEACE!