1) I was born with my mother's maiden name (Me being the bastard I am...), I plan to change it back at the appropriate time.
2) I can't shave with a razor, only electric shavers.
3) There are moments where I cry for just no reason.
4) Sometimes I fantasize about being a Gigolo/Male Prostitute.
5) As fucked up as my life is, I believe I'd be a good life coach for someone else.
6) I have a subscription from the US Mint and have been collecting uncirculated State Quarters (I Lost Minnesota and Colorado during my move back in with my mom)
7) I sleep with a LOT of crap on my bed. (Remotes, DVD Spools, mail, cups, bowls, plates, my keys, phone, pens, wallet, watch, etc...)
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At 11:03 PM,
Firestarter5 said…
I only have 2 pillows on my bed and by the morning at least one of them is thrown halfway across the room.
At 12:39 PM,
Les said…
LOL, I'm telling you, the junk takes up half of the bed, it's like I'm preparing for when I (Hopefully) sleep with someone in the same bed.
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