"New kidz on the Block..."

At long last, we finally got some new faces at the office...

Nothing like breakin' in some ROOKIES!, Heh, heh, heh!

When I came in Wednesday, I met a timid, loopy, middle-aged woman named Willamina who was a bundle of nerves.

She really couldn't get a hang of the scanners that well (Sorta like Lucy and the runaway conveyor belt Gag...). She'd been training since Monday and had Thursday and Fridays off.

If she's still here by next week, it'd be a miracle!

The other two fresh faces I met today...

A sassy lil 40-somethin named Robin and a Country Bumkin/Dave Chappelle-20-years from now looking dude name Tim.

Tim had been training with someone else Monday and Tuesday, but I had to take over and show him the ropes some more.

Tim, Tim, Tim...whoo boy was this guy something...

The dude was a nutjob. He could talk about and be open with you about everything in his life...his kids, his ex-wife, his girlfriend, his OTHER girlfriend, his aspirations of being a stand-up comedian...

Man, he got the look for a comic, skinny, short hair, thick mustache, goofy-ass grin...he looks EXACTLY like Dave Chappelle will look like when he's around 50. The dude even wears a skinny, long (Not 3/4, but a lil more than half...) leather jacket that reminds me of "Conspiracy Brother" (Played by Chappelle) in the movie "Undercover Brother"...

Well, least the office ain't gonna be dull. Nothing against Robin, I jus wish we had a lil more sexier Eye-Candy around the office to drool over...

There's this rumor of a chick on 1st shift that's turning heads...but she leaves at 3pm rather working till 4 when I can get a peek!

Well, we'll see how things go for now, maybe this can be the start of somethin...

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